Obviously I am behind the times, as I just learned that Chelsea Handler, star of Chelsea Lately broke up with her boyfriend earlier this year and is now dating Dave Salmoni, an animal trainer.
Oh Chelsea, why won't you just go on JDate? Obviously these Goys are no good for you!
I happen to think that Chelsea is fantastic. She is from Livingston, NJ, which is where I was born. I then grew up a few miles down the highway. She's also a half Jew, but admits to not liking the other half (Morman). So, on behalf of the entire Jewish population, I want to extend the invitation to Chelsea to no longer be half Jew. We want you kid! You've got CHUTZPAH and we want you on our team!
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